Music Fest Monday – CMA FEST ANNOUNCEMENT

Music Fest Monday – CMA FEST ANNOUNCEMENT

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First of all, I’d like to thank all you weirdos that came by the blog over the weekend to make the Kanye/Shamu image a part of your plans. I’m so happy to know that the internet has a sick and twisted sense of humor like I do. Carry on.

Now, on to MUSIC FEST MONDAY!

First and foremost there was a rather large roster of artists released for CMA Fest today! This, of course, makes me happy. But what makes me even MORE HAPPY, is that there isn’t a single person so far that I wouldn’t love to watch. The line-up is spectacular, lacking redneck debauchery, and right up my country-lovin’ alley. So, before we start highlighting individual artists I’m going to give you guys the full roster of artists.

  • Gary Allan
  • Dierks Bentley
  • Luke Bryan
  • Eric Church
  • Kelly Clarkson
  • Florida Georgia Line
  • Hunter Hayes
  • Lady A
  • Miranda Lambert
  • Little Big Town
  • Jake Owen
  • Brad Paisley
  • Mr. Miranda Lambert (AKA Blake Shelton)
  • Taylor Swift (I mean, shouldn’t she be at Wango Tango, though?)
  • The Band Perry
  • Carrie Underwood
  • Keith Urban
  • Zac Brown Band

YOU GUYS! It’s like I’ve died and gone to heaven! And this is only the mainstage line-up. I have two hopes this year. 1) That Gloriana will at least be featured on the mainstage, even if it is an acoustic set, and if not then the Riverfront stage. Because they deserve it. 2) That they not invite Billy Ray Cyrus because, hello, this is not the 1980’s.

A giant bonus would be if Toby Keith and Trace Adkins both didn’t take the stage. But, I get it, I’m dreaming big here.

What do you think of the line-up so far? Thoughts? Feelings? Life aspirations? 

For more information and tickets, please direct your attention here.

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